Celebrity News Updates

Kelly Brook
You couldn't make it up! Transport for London have ordered that Kelly Brook's buns must be bigger. The buns on her ad, that is, for her West End show Calendar Girls. It seems that TfL think the buns aren't big enough to properly cover Kelly's 32E assets. The photo on the right shows the original pic, but the ads you'll now find on the London Underground have been touched up and the buns have been enlarged.

Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson and his Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva have had a baby daughter. It appears that 39 year old Oksana gave birth on Friday.

Cheryl Cole
UK's woman of the moment, Cheryl Cole, is following in the footsteps of Barbra Streisand, Madonna, Celine Dion, Lily Allen and Lady Gaga by having a number one in the UK singles and album charts at the same time with Fight For This Love and 3 Words.

Katie Price
The pneumatic Katie Price seems to have her knickers in a twist. She wrote on Twitter: "Come on haters attack me! You're right, I'm always wrong, I'm hated, I never do anything right do I, sorry for that!!" She followed this up with the Tweet, "You're all asking why hate me!! You obviously think I've done a lot wrong so give me what you think I deserve then leave me be please," and continued with a third: "Don't think some of you understand, DON'T attack my horses, my children, my family and DON'T attack Pete - only ATTACK me thank you."

John and Edward
Well they are still there. Jedward sailed through another X Factor show and maybe, just maybe, Simon Cowell is being forced to change his stance. He said, "We have to judge them now and it's difficult. I try to judge their singing but I now have to take into account that they have a fan base."

Michael Jackson
Death, as many have said before, is sometimes a good career move. Michael Jackson's This Is It has already pulled in over $100 million, with $21+ million in the USA alone.

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Celebrity News Updates

Katie Price
We said yesterday that Katie Price was due to talk about her marriage split with Peter Andre on Friday's Jonathan Ross Show - well she has now pulled out!

Katie will, however, find time to model her equestrian clothing range on Friday at the Clothes Show, London - ker-ching! You've got to get your priorities right in life.

Mel Gibson
The 53 year old actor Mel Gibson has confirmed that his girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva is with child. This will be Mel's eighth child. Fortunately, with an estimated wealth of $640, he can afford it.

Lily Allen
Lily Allen has perhaps said what a lot of people have been thinking but are afraid to say about Susan Boyle. Lily said on Twitter: 'I thought her timing was off on Britain’s Got Talent on Sunday – no control, and I don’t think she has an amazing voice.' So who does Lily think should win BGT? She said, "... if the show is about talent then that Shaheen kid should win."

Danielle Lloyd
Erm, what is she? Okay, the footballer loving model Danielle Lloyd has hobbled out of hospital today and on crutches. This followed a rumpus at Crystal nightclub where she was allegedly attacked and left screaming, "My leg, my leg." She has subsequently had to have plastic surgery on her leg. A police spokesperson confirmed that two women had been arrested on suspicion of grievous bodily harm following the incident.

Brooke Shields
Actress Brooke Shields has told health magazine about one of her regrets. She said, "I think I would have had sex a lot earlier. I think I would have been much more in touch with myself." Not really much you can add to that other than she didn't lose her virginity until she was 22.

Jade Goody
Jackiey Budden, the mother of Jade Goody, reckons she has seen Jade from beyond the grave. She was outside when, "... the clouds started moving and from the side of one of them I saw two faces looking down on me. It was Jade - totally clearly. She was beaming down and her hand was up as if she was waving. Her head was still bald but she looked so happy. At first I didn't recognise the man next to her but slowly I realised it was her brother Budgie who died when Jade was five. I broke down crying properly for the first time in ages."

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Phil Spector
After 30 hours of deliberation the music producer Phil Spector was convicted of murdering the actress Lana Clarkson. The retrial had lasted for five months. He will remain in custody until sentencing on May 29th.

Mel Gibson
Robyn Gibson, wife of Mel Gibson, has filed for a divorce and is seeking a share of his money and assets. It is speculated that she could end up with something like $300 million. They have been married for 28 years and have seven children.

Calvin Harris
Lady Gaga was dislodged from the top of the UK singles chart by Scottish singer songwriter Calvin Harris and his I'm Not Alone.

Shigeo Tokuda
The 75 year old Shigeo Tokuda is well known in Japan for being a ... porn star! He has made over 200 films and is now filming his latest where he is required to have sex with a woman of 36 who is young enough to be his daughter. What's more he never got into the business until he was 59. He said, "I wanted to challenge what ordinary people did not, so I decided to be a porno actor."

Amy Winehouse
Janis, the mother of Amy Winehouse, has told Heat magazine that she encouraged Amy to go back to St Lucia to get away from husband Blake Fielder-Civil. Janis said,

"I think Amy is finally coming round to seeing that the marriage just isn't worth it. She's getting cleaned up, which says a lot, and she's really put her mind to getting her life back together. So I'd be devastated if she got back with him. She doesn't need Blake in her life. She is getting used to the fact that he's not good for her."

Marilyn Chambers
The star of X rated movies Marilyn Chambers, 56, was found dead yesterday at her home in southern California. The cause of death has not been released. She was married and divorced three times and had a daughter McKenna Marie Taylor.

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