A Celebrity Fuss About Nothing

Kate Middelton
What a fuss the traditional media have made about Kate Middleton having a drug dealing uncle. It's hardly her fault, we can't choose our relatives - unfortuntely. We can, of course, all get ourselves a proper job without relying on our parents, even if we are waiting to become a princess.

Ulrika Jonsson
Hello! have been in raptures about '4 x 4' Ulrika Jonsson's 'fabulous £11.000 body makeover.' Seemingly she's had her boobs made smaller and had fat removed from under her arms.

Ulrika has posed in photos, ker-ching, to prove how wonderful she now is, but honestly does anyone really think she looks that good as per the photos? Surely not.


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