Celebrity News Snippits

Ringo Starr
This bloke has forgotten his roots and what made him famous. First he insulted his home town of Liverpool and now Ringo Starr has proudly announced that he will no longer sign memorabilia for fans and will throw away all fan mail he receives in future. Perhaps fans should also stop buying this guys CD's, lets face it he's not really all that talented. He was just lucky enough to be included in a band with John, Paul and George,

George Clooney
Ewan McGregor and George Clooney felt the force of an earthquake as it rocked their Caribbean movie location. Puerto Rico was struck by a quake measuring 6.1 on the Richter scale.

Britney Spears
She's back! Britney Spears new video for Womanizer shows her looking good, including in a black wig as a waitress.

Lisa Marie Presley
The King's only child, Lisa Marie Presley, gave birth to twin girls last week. Twins run in the Presley family - Elvis was one of twins, the other died at birth. Lisa's girls were delivered by cesarean section.

Jessie Wallace
Ex-Eastender Jessie Wallace was voted off UK's Strictly Come Dancing last night. It couldn't have happened to a nicer person!

Bad Lashes
And on the other UK vote people off show, X Factor, Bad Lashes bit the dust. Their version of Wonderwall was pretty rubbish - how did they actually get into the final? Not that Girl Band are much better.

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