Football Wit
by Aubrey Malone is a collection of football quips and one liners to bring a smile to most football fans. I'm talking about soccer here (proper football!)Here are a few examples:
David Beckham: My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven.
Franz Beckenbauer: One year I played for 15 months.
Bobby Robson: The first 90 minutes of a match are most important.
Ron Atkinson: I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Barry Venison: The Croatians don't play well without the ball.
Des Lynam: Southampton have beaten Brighton 3-1. That's a repeat of last year's result when Southampton won 5-1.
Bill Shankley: If Everton were playing in my back garden I'd draw the curtains.
And there is much more besides. Football Wit
is available from Amazon at a 30% discount.
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